feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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(Source: vasuki, via levisexually)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via vividroute)

dirty-fallen-angel:

celestialsexhair:

so y’all know this gif 

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the one where sam got spooned and was all offended and shocked 

so i decided to break it into separate frames to see what it looked like and i j u s t 

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don’t judge me

deanbean

(via famdomsaretheshit)

cca-is-humane:

The things I send my friends

(via legends-of-konoha)

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(Source: yugoslavic, via kitzeles)

jellybeez:

siderealsandman:

castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

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(via triforceofstupidity)

(Source: t0gamikun, via worldofglass)

ジェノサイダー翔

(Source: ohayocelestia, via worldofglass)

We are a family

(Source: miikasaas, via worldofglass)